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May 10, 2019 Leave a comment

Psorielectorisis is a long-lasting autodemocratic disease characterized by patches of abnormal voters. These political patches are typically red, dry, itchy, and extremely irritable, causing general personal and organizational dysfunction.

Psorielectorisis varies in severity from small, localized bureaucratic patches to complete body politic coverage. Perceived psychiatric injury and imagined social injustices can especially trigger psorielectorisis mob changes in public spaces. Extreme cases are known as the Trump phenomenon.

See also, Necrotizing Polititis, Politanomaly Trichromacy, Revovirus

CDR: Polititosis

April 26, 2019 Leave a comment

Polititosis is a malodorous personality disorder found predominantly in persons who passionately purport to “serve the public,” especially in and about capitol buildings and government executive offices. In about 90% of genuine polititosis cases, the origin of the odor is in the mouth, typically manifesting itself in foul pronouncements regarding public policy, political opponents and the relative intelligence of the unsupportive segments of the electorate. Other factors may also contribute to the overall stink, including an abscessed conscience, unclean financial accounts, cognitive decay, and lesions on the soul.

The intensity of polititosis may vary depending upon the election cycle, typically intensifying just prior to the casting of ballots. The condition is thought to be aggravated by the hypoxia resulting from the rarified air found at the peak of the pedestals upon which sufferers place themselves.

The disease is propagated largely via Mainstream Media. There is no known cure and the condition has been known to persist into retirement and, in many cases, even beyond death.

See also:  Irritable Bureaucrat Syndrome, Necrotizing Polititis, E. poli

CDR: Password/PIN Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)

April 17, 2015 Leave a comment

Password/PIN Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) may develop after a person is exposed to one or more major stresses due to traumatic internet denial encounters, customer service insults to their intelligence, cyber terror lockouts or physical hardware abuse malfunctions when attempting to login to an email account, social networking profile, on-line banking service, on-line retail store, stock trading account, music/video/ebook streaming service, blog,, or any information, entertainment, news or pornography site.

Password/PIN Traumatic Stress Disorder is classified as an anxiety disorder in the DSM IV. In the typical case, the individual with PTSD initially exhibits symptons similar to amnesia and Alzheimer’s by mentally voiding all thought, memory or recollection of a previously entered password or personal identification number triggering a significant stressor event, which often results in confusion, frustration and rage, leading to socially inappropriate reactions, such as profane and violent outbursts, and causing clinical impairment in significant areas of web functionality.

PTSD causes biochemical changes in the brain and body that differ from other psychiatric disorders such as major depression. Individuals diagnosed with PTSD respond more strongly to a dexamethasone suppression test than individuals diagnosed with clinical depression. In addition, most people with PTSD also show a low secretion of cortisol and high secretion of catecholamines in urine, with a norepinephrine/cortisol ratio consequently higher than comparable non-diagnosed individuals. Translating this reaction to human conditions gives a pathophysiological explanation for PTSD by a maladaptive learning pathway to fear response through a hypersensitive, hyperreactive, and hyperresponsive HPA axis. In layman’s terms, it is always the user’s fault.

Basic counseling practices common to many treatment responses for PTSD include education about the conditions and provisions leading to web surfing safety and identify theft protection, but only intense and mass quantity infusions of alchohol and/or recreational medications have demonstrated any relief for individual sufferers. With many chemical interventions, residual symptoms and side effects (See Hangover) following treatment is the rule rather than the exception.

See also:  AngeurysmGoogliarrhea, Telourette’s Syndrome,


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CDR: Necrotizing Polititis

March 20, 2015 2 comments

Necrotizing Polititis (from the Greek: nεκρωτική πολιτιτις) or NP, commonly known as flesh-eating advocacy or flesh-eating partisan syndrome, is an infection of the deeper layers of principals, values and subpolitical patriotism, easily spreading across the fascial plane within the subcutaneous culture of a society.

Necrotizing Polititis progresses quickly, having greater risk of developing in the media-compromised due to conditions such as bias, misinformation or propaganda. It is a severe disease of sudden onset and exhibits symptoms of public reputation inflammation, pundit tachycardia, officious crepitus and highly fevered citizenry, which if left untreated can result in property damage, physical injury or death. Infected persons typically complain of intense pain due to racism; discrimminatory external phobias; and civil, financial and generalized social injustice.

The first line of defense against this disease is strong personal moral, ethical and education foundations. But because the political toxins can destroy soft cultural tissue and reduce thought flow, truth and reason may not reach all of the infected and decaying areas. This is why the rapid societal removal of necrotizing agents may be critical to stopping the infection.

See also Battered Constituent Syndrome, Politanomaly Trichromacy, Revovirus




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CDR: Googliarrhea

February 6, 2015 1 comment

Googliarrhea (from the Ancient Greek ζοοζlεδεδομένα from δεδο dat “big data” and ῥέω rheo “flow”) is the condition of having loose or liquid on-line data movements, which can result in privacy dehydration due to information leakage. Symptoms range in severity from annoyingly creepy personalized web ads to identity theft and, in the most severe cases, government targeting, such as TSA “no fly” listings or worse. The most common cause is an internet infection due to either a software virus, bacterial data blooms commonly known as “cookies” or a parasitic search engine or email account; a condition known as googlenteritis. The number of cases is rapidly approaching the known world population. The only effective treatment at this time is the adoption of an Amish lifestyle.

See Also:  Battered Constiuent Syndrome, Irritable Bureaucrat SyndromePoly-uromysitisisRulematism



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CDR: GOPesophageal Reflux Disease

December 19, 2014 Leave a comment

GOPesophageal Reflux Disease, or GERD, is a disorder that affects the sphincters of upper and/or lower legislative chambers most commonly causing symptoms of heartburn, regurgitation, nausea and pain with swallowing at election time in conservative voters. Doctors believe that most people suffer from GERD due to a condition called axiomatical hernia, which itself is caused by improper political heavy lifting, hard choking at critical junctures, sharp blows to the vulnerable groin area known as values and improper posture due to weak spine. In most cases, voter symptoms can be relieved through political changes, though relief may take two, four or six years.

See also:  GOPTOX Treatment, Neoconfibromatosis, RINOplastySpina Polibifida




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CDR: Anapolitical Shock

November 6, 2014 Leave a comment

Anapolitixis is an acute multi-system server Type I hypersensitivity reaction to landslide elections, coup d’etats and revolutions. The term comes from the Greek words ἀνά ana (against) and φύλαξις politixus (many blood suckers).

Due in part to variations in constitutionally defined terms and election cycles, between 5% and 20% of the incumbent political population of the United States can be considered “at risk” for an Anapolitical reaction if they are implicated in exposing the citizenry to one or more oppressive government programs or ineffective economic policies. Of those people who actually experience Anapolitixis, up to 3% may suffer a catastrophic career ending electoral seizure as a result, though most suffers usually convalesce comfortably in post-public sector service employment offered by legal partnerships and lobbying firms. Fear of Anapolitical Shock induces an establishment abhorrence of grassroots political activities, most notably the so-called “Tea Party.” In the United States, the malady usually coincides with the cold and flu season, with the number of reported cases peaking during the first or second week of November.

Outside of North America, Anapolitixis outbreaks have often been more virulent, and, occasionally, so severe as to involve the loss of body extremities (most notably heads) and death.

See also:  Battered Constituent Syndrome, E poliMalignant Prioritization Neoplasm, Marxism Syndrome by Proxy, Myopolitical Infarcation






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