The Analects of Mudcat: Commas

“Commas were invented to keep editors employed.”

~M.T. Bass***

 

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The Analects of Mudcat: 110%

“If ten people give 110%! Can I go home?”

~M.T. Bass***

 

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The Analects of Mudcat: Memories

“Memories are mental tattoos.”

~M.T. Bass***

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The Analects of Mudcat: Facebook

“Facebook:  Making your personal life impersonal”

~M.T. Bass***

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The Analects of Mudcat: Gender

“My sexual orientation is North by Northwest.”

~M.T. Bass***

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The Analects of Mudcat: Accuracy

“Why do you hold me to a higher standard than the weatherman?”

~M.T. Bass***

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The Analects of Mudcat: April 15th

“So…how’s that taxation with representation working out?”

~M.T. Bass***

April 19, 1775 – The American Revolution begins as fighting breaks out at Lexington, Massachusetts.

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