The Analects of Mudcat: Global Warming

“But doesn’t global warming help reduce our need for fossil fuels and fracking to warm our homes?”

~M.T. Bass

 

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The Analects of Mudcat: Tyranny

“Tyranny Rules!”

~M.T. Bass

 

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The Analects of Mudcat: Possums

“Isn’t a possum just a soft-shelled armadillo.”

~M.T. Bass

 

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The Analects of Mudcat: Technology

“Technology is like a two year old; turn your back on it for just a minute and you have a real mess on your hands.”

~M.T. Bass

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The Analects of Mudcat: Eve of All Hallows

“With everybody wearing masks now, what are we going to do on Halloween?”

~M.T. Bass

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The Analects of Mudcat: The Future

“The future belongs to those who survive today.”

~M.T. Bass

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The Analects of Mudcat: The New Moon

“The new moon is for mimes.”

~M.T. Bass

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The Analects of Mudcat: Meeeeee!

“There may be no ‘I’ in team, but there is a ‘me.’

~M.T. Bass

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The Analects of Mudcat: The Future

“If someone travels back in time from the future to save humanity, then how bad, really, could we be fucking things up?”

~M.T. Bass

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The Analects of Mudcat: Normal

“No one wants to be normal. If you do it right you make millions; do it wrong and you get a life long prescription of antidepressants.”

~M.T. Bass***

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