On Writing: M.T. Bass

April 1, 2019 Leave a comment

Writers Write Meme Gallery

Categories: Writers Write

Clear and Present Dangers……Richard Arthur Warren Hughes

April 19, 2019 Leave a comment

“Do your bit to save humanity from lapsing back into barbarity by reading all the novels you can.”

Richard Arthur Warren Hughes 

Environmentalists Cool on the Lord’s Help for Global Warming

April 19, 2019 Leave a comment

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SAN FRANCISCO — A consensus of scientists and climate change activists have banded together to file a law suit against a Christian-based environmental group for co-opting their issue.

“There’s really no need to bring religion into this matter,” explained Sierra Goremundi, self-described Alpha Bitch of the local chapter of the Climate Liberation Action Politburo. “God and global warming just don’t mix. We can take care of the world just fine on our own.”

CLAP is suing another 501(c)3 group calling itself Conserving the Lord Almighty’s Planet for trademark and copyright infringement as well as theft of intellectual property. They have asked the Federal Ninth Circuit Court to issue an emergency injunction order to prevent the religious group from participating in this year’s Earth Day celebration.

“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth,” preached the Reverend Dr. Jackson Selma Montgomery, Jr., minister at the Southside Baptist Church, second generation local civil rights leader and founder of God-CLAP. “I’d say he’s involved.”

Montgomery began organizing prayer vigils and sermonizing during Earth Day celebrations, calling upon his god to heal the planet, which has caused Green-CLAP members understandable discomfort, since they tend to worship Gaia, the ancestral Mother Earth Goddess of all life, if any deity at all.

“Look, us liberals tolerate these people and give them their Sundays,” said Goremundi. “But April 22 is our day and maybe the planet would be better off without all their hot air.”

Earth Day is an annual worldwide event held on April 22 to demonstrate support for environmental protection. First celebrated in 1970, Earth Day now includes events in more than 193 countries, which are now coordinated globally by the Earth Day Network.

Local authorities are preparing for possible unrest at this year’s festival to be held in Poodle Island State Park.

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Sha-Na-Na Live @ Woodstock 1969 At The Hop

April 18, 2019 Leave a comment

Well, you can rock it you can roll it
Do the Slop and even Stroll it at the hop
When the record starts spinnin’
You Chalypso and you Chicken at the hop
Do the dance sensation that is sweepin’ the nation at the hop

Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Come on, let’s go to the hop

Well, you can swing it you can groove it
You can really start to move it at the hop
Where the jockey is the smoothest
And the music is the coolest at the hop
All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop
Let’s go!

Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Come on, let’s go to the hop
Let’s go!

Well, you can rock it you can roll it
Do the Slop and even Stroll it at the hop
When the record starts spinnin’
You Chalypso when you chicken at the hop
Do the dance sensation that is sweepin’ the nation at the hop
You can swing it you can groove it

You can really start to move it at the hop
Where the jockey is the smoothest
And the music is the coolest at the hop.
All the cats and chicks can get their kicks at the hop.
Let’s go!

Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Let’s go to the hop
Come on, let’s go to the hop

Categories: Verse & Lyrics

Clear and Present Dangers……Richard Harding Davis

April 18, 2019 Leave a comment

“The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new way or to say a new thing in an old way.” 

Richard Harding Davis

Jeff Beck w/ Jan Hammer Live At The Hollywood Bowl – Blue Wind

April 17, 2019 Leave a comment
Categories: Verse & Lyrics

Clear and Present Dangers……Thornton Wilder

April 17, 2019 Leave a comment

“If you write to impress it will always be bad, but if you write to express it will be good”

Thornton Wilder

The Fishin’ Musician: The Tubes

April 16, 2019 Leave a comment

Skating down in Shinjuku
When I smelled love in the air
Rolling by the pagoda
The fragrance floats from somewhere

Will my Suki find me in time
Or will her sushi spawn
The odor drives me out of my mind
The scent goes straight to my prawn

Su-su-sushi
Mushi-mushi
Cherry blossom and rice
Su-su-sushi shes so nice

Recklessly I order away
This one thinks its still swimmin
Tail and fin she dives right in
Who could ever want more

Su-su-sushi (sushi girl)
Mushi-mushi (sushi girl)
Cherry blossom (sushi girl) and rice
Su-su-sushi shes so nice

Su-su-sushi dont you cry
Take you to the sushi bar and buy you some
Fillet and claw
Clam and tuna
Gonna eat it raw
Shes my my abaluna

Suck a tentacle dip it in sauce
Hot green root it sure is boss
My only vice is to slice it nice
And wrap it in riceOh, what a device

Su-su-sushi (sushi girl)
Mushi-mushi (sushi girl)
Cherry blossom (sushi girl) and rice
Su-su-sushi shes so nice

Su-su-sushi (sushi girl)
She go mushi (sushi girl)
Cherry blossom (sushi girl) and rice
Su-su-sushi got that right tonight

Su-su-sushi (hot sake)
She go mushi (wasabe)
Cherry blossom (and rice) and rice
Su-su-sushi

Categories: Verse & Lyrics
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