B.B. King – Everyday I Have The Blues (Live)

September 16, 2019 Leave a comment

Everyday, everyday I have the blues
Ooh everyday, everyday I have the blues
When you see me worryin’ baby, yeah it’s you I hate to lose

Whoa nobody loves me, nobody seems to care
Whoa nobody loves me, nobody seems to care
Well worries and trouble darling, babe you know I’ve had my share

Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
Everyday, everyday I have the blues
When you see me worryin’ baby, yeah it’s you I hate to lose

Whoa nobody loves me, nobody seems to care
Whoa nobody loves me, nobody seems to care
Well worries and trouble darling, babe you know I’ve had my share

Categories: Verse & Lyrics

Clear and Present Dangers……John Knowles

September 16, 2019 Leave a comment

“We are all born equally far from the sun.” 

― John Knowles

Commodore Perry Battle Flag

September 14, 2019 Leave a comment

September 10, 1813 —  The first defeat of British naval squadron occurred in the Battle of Lake Erie during the War of 1812. The leader of the U.S. fleet sent the famous message “We have met the enemy, and they are ours” to U.S. General William Henry Harrison.

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Monsanto Rumors Rock the Beltway

September 13, 2019 Leave a comment

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BIRD-IN-HAND, PA — The seismic tremors sweeping the Washington DC beltway are off the Richter Scale at recent leaks from a top secret Monsanto laboratory in the heart of Pennsylvania Amish country that the company has succeeded in developing a genetically modified politician.

No clear consensus has yet emerged from the chattering gaggle of cable news pundits struggling to come to terms with the implications of what GMPs might mean for Democrats, Republicans, lobbyists and the Mainstream Media.

“They’re cloning Trump in Lancaster County!” cried MSNBC’s Rachel Madow apocalyptically. “Our democracy simply cannot survive an army of Orangemen created by evil big business! It’s Armageddon for us all if the government does not stop this madness! We need a Special Prosecutor appointed—now!”

Besides PCBs and DDT, in the 1960s, Monsanto became one of the few companies to produce the biochemical weapon Agent Orange.

Alarmed whispers up and down K Street and in the green rooms of TV news studios reveal deep anxiety over Monsanto making a biological mockery of the separation of church and state.

“You have to ask yourself, Why Lancaster County?” fretted a unnamed Congressional lobbyist who fears for the future of his industry. “Unless they are creating hybrids using Amish seed stock. Politicians with ethics and scruples? It is a death sentence for us.”

Anonymous sources at CNN say the company is holding closed door strategy sessions to gauge the impact on 2020 Presidential election coverage.

“Can you imagine a political campaign with no scandals? No human weaknesses or foibles to expose?” asked Jake Tapper, Chief Washington Correspondent for CNN. “I don’t think the Amish even watch cable news.”

The Amish are a group of traditionalist Christian church fellowships with Swiss German Anabaptist origins. They are closely related to, but distinct from, Mennonite churches. The Amish are known for simple living, plain dress, and reluctance to adopt many conveniences of modern technology.

President Trump tweeted, “Go GMO all the way. No other country—not China, not Europe, not Russia—can match American ingenuity and know-how when it comes to innovation. Thanks for helping to MAGA!”

House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi has vowed to launch Congressional investigations into whether the Trump administration is colluding with the agrochemical industry to rig the elections via the food chain.

“But what about We the People? Isn’t it good for us? And for our country?” asked a self-proclaimed local deplorable and member of the radical alt-right group Clean Living Among Politicians, who requested that his name be withheld but has been identified as Irv Whiteman of 1600 Mockingbird Lane in Mudcat Falls. “Maybe those scientists could also work on a political version of Round-Up.”

Monsanto was acquired by Bayer in 2018.

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Barry White – Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love Babe LIVE

September 12, 2019 Leave a comment

Darling I can’t get enough of your love babe
Girl I don’t know, don’t know why
I can’t get enough of your love babe

Oh some things I can’t get used to
No matter how I try, I try yeah
It’s like the more you give, the more I want, say baby
And baby that’s no lie, ?

So tell me, what can I say? What am I gonna do?
How should I feel when everything is you?
What kind of love is this, that you’re giving me?
Is it in your kiss or just because you’re sweet?

Girl all I know is every time you’re here
I feel the change, I feel something move
I scream your name, look what you got me doing

Oh darling I, darling I can’t get enough of your love babe
Girl I don’t know, I don’t know why
I can’t get enough of your love babe
Oh never get enough

Girl if I could make you see and make you understand
And I make ya, and I make
Girl your love for me is all I need
Is more than I can stand, ah well, well babe

How can I explain all the things I feel?
You’ve given me so much, girl you’re so unreal
But still I keep loving you more and more each time
Girl what am I gonna do because you blow my mind

I get the same old feeling every time you’re near
I feel the change, I feel something move
I scream your name, look what you got me doing

Darling I, I can’t get enough of your love babe please
Girl I don’t know, I don’t know, know why
I can’t get enough of your love babe, baby you’re the one, oh oh

Oh, oh, oh, darling I, darling I, I can’t get enough of your love babe
Oh no, oh no, girl I don’t know, I don’t know know why
I can’t get enough of your love baby

Oh, oh darling I, I, I can’t get enough of your love babe
Girl I don’t know, don’t know why
I can’t get enough of your love, baby, baby, baby, baby

Yes darling I, I can’t get enough of your love babe
Girl I don’t know, I don’t know, know why

Categories: Verse & Lyrics

Clear and Present Dangers……James Frey

September 12, 2019 Leave a comment

“Sometimes skulls are thick. Sometimes hearts are vacant. Sometimes words don’t work.” 

― James Frey

Coldplay – Clocks (Live 2012 – Stade de France, Paris)

September 11, 2019 Leave a comment

The lights go out and I can’t be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh and I beg, I beg and plead
Singing
Come out of the things unsaid
And shoot an apple off my head
And a trouble that can’t be named
A tiger’s waiting to be tamed
Singing

You are, you are

Confusion that never stops
The closing walls and the ticking clocks
And gonna come back and take you home
I could not stop, that you now know
So I come out upon my seas
Cursed missed opportunities
Am I a part of the cure
Or am I part of the disease
Singing

You are, you are
You are, you are

You are, you are

And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
Oh nothing else compares

You are

Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go

I went home, home, where I wanted to go
Home, home, where I wanted to go
I went home, home, where I wanted to go
Yes I went home, home, where I wanted to go
And I went home

Categories: Verse & Lyrics
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