CDR: GOPesophageal Reflux Disease

GOPesophageal Reflux Disease, or GERD, is a disorder that affects the sphincters of upper and/or lower legislative chambers most commonly causing symptoms of heartburn, regurgitation, nausea and pain with swallowing at election time in conservative voters. Doctors believe that most people suffer from GERD due to a condition called axiomatical hernia, which itself is caused by improper political heavy lifting, hard choking at critical junctures, sharp blows to the vulnerable groin area known as values and improper posture due to weak spine. In most cases, voter symptoms can be relieved through political changes, though relief may take two, four or six years.

See also:  GOPTOX Treatment, Neoconfibromatosis, RINOplasty, Spina Polibifida

 

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