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CDR: Ukrainectomy

The surgical removal of taxpayer dollars from the United States Treasury by an upwardly failing stand-up comedian. An urkrainectomy is normally performed as an emergency procedure to treat a complicated acute foreign policy fiasco and/or the need for an urgent political distraction.

See also The Peter Principal, Alzhsmilers Disease, Oscaroporosis, Pundasitic Infection

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