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CDR: Necrotizing Polititis
Necrotizing Polititis (from the Greek: nεκρωτική πολιτιτις) or NP, commonly known as flesh-eating advocacy or flesh-eating partisan syndrome, is an infection of the deeper layers of principals, values and subpolitical patriotism, easily spreading across the fascial plane within the subcutaneous culture of a society.
Necrotizing Polititis progresses quickly, having greater risk of developing in the media-compromised due to conditions such as bias, misinformation or propaganda. It is a severe disease of sudden onset and exhibits symptoms of public reputation inflammation, pundit tachycardia, officious crepitus and highly fevered citizenry, which if left untreated can result in property damage, physical injury or death. Infected persons typically complain of intense pain due to racism; discrimminatory external phobias; and civil, financial and generalized social injustice.
The first line of defense against this disease is strong personal moral, ethical and education foundations. But because the political toxins can destroy soft cultural tissue and reduce thought flow, truth and reason may not reach all of the infected and decaying areas. This is why the rapid societal removal of necrotizing agents may be critical to stopping the infection.
See also Battered Constituent Syndrome, Politanomaly Trichromacy, Revovirus
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CDR: GOPesophageal Reflux Disease
GOPesophageal Reflux Disease, or GERD, is a disorder that affects the sphincters of upper and/or lower legislative chambers most commonly causing symptoms of heartburn, regurgitation, nausea and pain with swallowing at election time in conservative voters. Doctors believe that most people suffer from GERD due to a condition called axiomatical hernia, which itself is caused by improper political heavy lifting, hard choking at critical junctures, sharp blows to the vulnerable groin area known as values and improper posture due to weak spine. In most cases, voter symptoms can be relieved through political changes, though relief may take two, four or six years.
See also: GOPTOX Treatment, Neoconfibromatosis, RINOplasty, Spina Polibifida
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CDR: Politanomaly Trichromacy
Politanomaly Trichromacy is a psychotically induced visual impairment which affects a significant percentage of the population, causing them to observe and understand human behavior in a sepiatic monochromality. which gives them a single channel baseline for perceiving, understanding and reacting to reality, often inducing irrational thought processes and overwrought emotional reactions to events and the observed and/or reported actions of individual homo sapiens. It seems not to affect the afflicted person’s observations of and interactions with any other species known to science.
Sufferers, who can distinguish only whites, blacks and varying shades of brown, even when viewing news, sports, entertainment and other faithfully portrayed renditions of reality on a fully functioning High Definition Television (HDTV), characteristically react with multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic. These tics characteristically wax and wane, depending upon media exposure, and may range in severity from delusional sound bites to rioting in the streets. The only known treatments are media quarantining and willfully induced third party antipathy and apathy.
See Also: Post-Racism Stress Disorder, Racial Keratotomy
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CDR: Irritable Bureaucrat Syndrome
Irritable Bureaucrat Syndrome (IBS or Spastic Civil Servant Disorder) is a symptom-based diagnosis of governmental dysfunction characterized by ego bloating, verbal flatulence, citizen service deficiency, mission amnesia, accountability constipation, and diarrheal malfeasance. While IBS has no known organic cause, a disruption of the brain-conscience axis, myopic political loyalty and greed are thought to be important factors.
IBS is a source of chronic pain, fatigue, frustration and other symptoms for Citizens, and often contributes to civic apathy and antipathy. The high prevalence of IBS and significant effects on quality of life make it a disease with high social and financial costs. In extreme cases, IBS can have a direct effect on life expectancy (See Stalin, Hitler, Mao, Pol Pot, et al).
In most cases, avoidance of government interactions minimizes Citizen daily discomfort, though in chronic cases an adminectomy may be required. In extreme cases of metastasized Spastic Civil Servant Disorder, exchange transfusion treatment may be undertaken, via a coup ‘d tat or revolution.
See also Bureau of Motor Vehicles, United States Postal Service, Internal Revenue Service, Washington D.C., Montgomery, Juneau, Phoenix, Little Rock, Sacramento, Denver, Hartford, Dover, Tallahassee, Atlanta, Honolulu, Boise, Springfield, Indianapolis, Des Moines, Topeka, Frankfort, Baton Rouge, Augusta, Annapolis, Boston, Lansing, St. Paul, Jackson, Jefferson City, Helena, Lincoln, Carson City, Concord, Trenton, Santa Fe, Albany, Raleigh, Bismarck, Columbus, Oklahoma City, Salem, Harrisburg, Providence, Columbia, Pierre, Nashville, Austin, Salt Lake City, Montpelier, Richmond, Olympia, Charleston, Madison, Cheyenne, or your local city hall
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CDR: Workaholism
Workaholism is a broad term for problems with excessive work, and is generally used to mean compulsive and uncontrolled expenditure of effort, usually to the benefit of the laborer’s health, personal relationships, social standing and financial well-being. It is medically considered a disease, specifically an addictive illness. In the arena of public policy several other terms are used, specifically “profit,” “success” and “inequality” which have slightly different definitions.
The American Progressive Association supports a dual classification of workaholism to include both physical and mental components. The biological mechanisms that cause workaholism are not well understood. Social environment, religion, mental health, family history, age, ethnic group, and gender all influence the risk for the condition. Significant productivity output produces changes in the brain’s structure and chemistry, though some alterations occur with minimal expenditure of effort over a short term period, such as confidence, enthusiasm, and self-satisfaction. These changes maintain the person with workaholism’s compulsive ambition to succeed and result in work withdrawal syndrome if the person stops. Identifying workaholism is difficult for the individual afflicted because of the political stigma associated with the disease that causes people with workaholism to avoid diagnosis and treatment for fear of debilitating dependence, retaliatory envy or IRS audits.
Treatment of workaholism takes several steps. Because of the fiscal problems that can be caused by withdrawal, work detoxification is carefully controlled and may involve legislative programs such as food stamps, welfare, unemployment compensation and medicaid. People with workaholism also sometimes have other addictions, including addictions to material possessions and private property which may complicate this step. Thombs (1999) states according to a consensus of liberal scientists, workaholism most often starts as “maladaptive behavior”, but can be classified as “misbehavior” if it persists in direct opposition to peer pressure and the directives of government authority. Behavioral scientists explain that while most addicts have a behavior pattern that may lead to destructive consequences for themselves, workaholics damage society at large by setting higher standards, accepting personal responsibility and generally exposing shortcomings in others by their examples of success and accomplishment.
See also capitalism, communism, liberals, progressives, welfare state