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CDR: Revovirus

Revovirus is the most common cause of intellectual diarrhea and cerebral cramping in university students worldwide, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. Most college-aged individuals have had at least one bout with revovirus by their sophomore year.

Although revovirus infections are particularly unpleasant, you can treat most of them at home with parental involvement, application of a firm ethical and moral foundation and supplemental extracurricular education to prevent complete mental dehydration and delusion, which in extreme cases is manifested in public protest, rioting and revolution. Occasionally, severe revovirus dehydration requires extravenous fluids administered via fire hose, tear gas canister or pepper spray applicator. Revolution is a serious complication of revovirus and a major cause of citizen deaths in countries where revovirus has reached pandemic proportions.

Regular ingestion of historical facts and reality can sometimes help prevent revovirus infection. Chronic sufferers usually must be isolated from society, most often serving prison terms or quarantined as college professors.

See also Revolution, Che Guevara, Vladimir Lenin, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, Occupy Wall Street, Arab Spring, Communism, Marxist, Leninism, Socialism, Redistribution of Wealth, Social Justice



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