CDR: Conservo-Rectal Cancer

A debilitating disease of the will caused by the metastasis of cancer cells from the rectum to the brain from having one’s head stuck up the ass. Victims die a long lingering death, sometimes in office, but most often in the political hospice known as punditry. Upon death, they are buried with their principles in tact.

See also GOPesophageal Reflux Disease, RINOplasty, Spina Polibifida