Pundit — A media endorsed expert who, at best, can only be relied on to have an opinion on everything; a variant on the word pun, i.e., to mistreat words; akin to the Dutch puin rubbish.
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From the Clay Pots Song Collection
Politanomaly Trichromacy is a psychotically induced visual impairment which affects a significant percentage of the population, causing them to observe and understand human behavior in a sepiatic monochromality. which gives them a single channel baseline for perceiving, understanding and reacting to reality, often inducing irrational thought processes and overwrought emotional reactions to events and the observed and/or reported actions of individual homo sapiens. It seems not to affect the afflicted person’s observations of and interactions with any other species known to science.
Sufferers, who can distinguish only whites, blacks and varying shades of brown, even when viewing news, sports, entertainment and other faithfully portrayed renditions of reality on a fully functioning High Definition Television (HDTV), characteristically react with multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic. These tics characteristically wax and wane, depending upon media exposure, and may range in severity from delusional sound bites to rioting in the streets. The only known treatments are media quarantining and willfully induced third party antipathy and apathy.
“How in the world could liberals allow polar bears to become the symbol of global warming? They’re so . . . . white.”