Election 2016 Roundup
Donald Trump — The perfect candidate for the “Comments Section Constituency.”
Marco Rubio — Fez from That 70s Show: Married but still not getting any.
Ted Cruz — The Joe Friday of Politicians
Ben Carson — Too much Marcus Welby, not enough Perry Cox
John Kasich — Dennis the Menace from Ohio again
Hilliary Clinton — The Wicked Witch of the West Wing
Bernie Sanders — The Democrat Party’s literal “Picture of Dorian Gray” brought down from the attic.