Home > Mudcat Falls Hometown News > Twitter Drops Plans for Female Only Network

Twitter Drops Plans for Female Only Network

Mudcat Falls Masthead for WP - 500w

SAN FRANCISCO — Twitter has quietly shelved plans for a real-time information network designed for exclusive use by women.

“We are, of course, both disappointed and perplexed at this regrettable decision, since social networks have become increasingly hostile environments for women with the growing presence of reactionary, misogynistic Tea Party-types, including the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity” said Ms. Alicia Fingletart, President of the local Calabash County chapter of the National Organization of Women. “All we want is a testosterone free zone for us women to safely converse and share our thoughts and feelings.”

A Twitter spokesman declined to comment, though unnamed company sources have cited grammatical reasons for the decision.

At the heart of Twitter are small bursts of information called Tweets. Each Tweet is 140 characters long, but don’t let the small size fool you—you can discover a lot in a little space. You can see photos, videos and conversations directly in Tweets to get the whole story at a glance, and all in one place.

Eva Longoria, Co-Chair of President Obama’s re-election campaign committee, has gained recent notoriety for her “Tweet.”

All the Fits as News to Print

Serving Mudcat Falls Since 1854


  1. No comments yet.
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: