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Making Sense of the U3 Unemployment Rate

February 29, 2012 Leave a comment

I’ve heard quite a few attempts to ‘splain this and thought, what the heck,  I’ll give it a shot (WARNING — MATH AHEAD):

Let just say there are a total of 1000 registered voters in the United States and 350 of them are going to vote for Barack Obama.  If that were the case, Mr. Obama would have only 35% of the Citizens’ votes and certainly not enough to win re-election.

Well, that will certainly never do — he’s got more golf to play and Michelle has vacations to take yet — so let’s say, then, that Attorney General Eric Holder and the Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano round up 500 of the heretical unbelievers in “Hope and Change” and throw them in special “re-education” camps so that the total number of registered voters in the United States becomes only 500.

Ta Da!  Barack Obama now has 70% of the vote and his re-election was reassured — even though he still only has the support of 350 voters.

So, too, with unemployment.

If there are a total of 150 million jobs available in the entire United States economy and 135 million Citizens have jobs, then the unemployment rate is 10% (I warned you that there was math coming up):

150 – 135 = 15

15 / 150 = .10 or 10%

But this will never do in an election year — which might explain Mr. Obama’s 35% approval rating in the polls — so Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis unilaterally declares that there is now a grand total of 147 million jobs available in the United States with still just those same 135 million Citizens actually having jobs and . . . .

Ta Da!  The unemployment rate is now 8.2%  (147 -135 / 147 = 0.0816326530612245 or 8.2%)

And certainly by November, Hilda will discover that — SHAZAM! –  there’s only 145 million jobs in the United States, but still just only 135 million Citizens having jobs and . . . .

Ta Da!  The unemployment rate is 6.9% (145 – 135 / 145 = .0689655).

You see?  The economy is getting better and better all the time . . . . even though the total labor force of 135 million has not grown one iota and there are actually 5,000,000 fewer jobs in America than when Mr. Obama took office.

But wait!  What if there are really 165 million Citizens who are willing, able and earnestly want to work, but cannot find a job?

Uh-Oh!

165- 135 = 30 million people unemployed who want jobs.

30 / 165 = .18181818 or 18.2% real unemployment (U6).

Nearly Two Years Ago:  April 2, 2010

We’ve “turned the corner” so many times now that I’m starting to get dizzy.

Please make it stop.

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Occupy Hollywood — Miley Cyrus Edition

November 29, 2011 Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus records for Hollywood Records, which is owned by the Walt Disney Company, an evil corporation with revenues of $38,000,000,000.00+ in Fiscal Year 2010.

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Occupy Hollywood — George Clooney Edition

November 22, 2011 Leave a comment

George Clooney Net Worth = $160,000,000.00

“I first would allow the guilty bankers the ability to pay back anything over one hundred million personal wealth, because I believe in a maximum wage of one hundred million dollars and if they are unable to live on that amount, then they should, you know, go to the re-education camps and if that doesn’t help, then be beheaded.”

~Roseanne Barr (Net worth $80,000,000.00)

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Occupy Hollywood — Jay-Z Edition

November 15, 2011 Leave a comment

Yet Another 1%er Profiting off the Poor “Occupy Wall Street” Types

The Hollywood Reporter:  Jay-Z Selling Occupy Wall Street T-Shirts; No Plans to Share Profits With Protestors

Jay-Z Net Worth = $450,000,000.00

(Probably all under his mattress — Surely none of it would be in a bank.)

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Occupy Hollywood — Crosby & Nash Edition

November 9, 2011 1 comment

CBS: Crosby & Nash to perform at Occupy Wall Street

C&N’s 15 Minutes of OWS Fame

David Crosby Net Worth = $40,000,000.00

Graham Nash Net Worth = Unknown, but . . . .

 . . . . .Graham Nash has a number of homes in California, including a home in Encino, a cottage in Manhattan Beach, a condo in Sherman Oaks, and a house in Van Nuys. Nash also owns a small house on the island of Kauai in Hawaii. Nash’s home in Encino is located on a quarter of an acre of land. The Tudor style home is 4,609 square feet, with 6 bedrooms, and 6.5 bathrooms. The entry way has skylights, leaded glass windows, and dark wood floors. The formal living area has a French fireplace and formal dining room, a spacious kitchen with center island and breakfast area, a paneled den with fireplace, a home office area, and a family room. The second floor has a master suite with fireplace, private sitting room, and balcony. There are 3 additional bedroom suites on the second floor, and a staff room. There is a separate guest house on the property in the back yard, featuring a built in barbecue, a vine covered pergola, a swimming pool and a spa.

Per Celebrity Networth:  Where does Graham Nash Live?

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Occupy Hollywood — Roseanne Barr Edition

November 1, 2011 Leave a comment

Squeaking by on $80,000,000.00

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Occupy Hollywood — Michael Moore Edition

October 26, 2011 1 comment
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Occupy Cleveland: Public Square, October 10, 2011

October 10, 2011 Leave a comment

Just for the record — And you’d think if they really were the 99%, there would be more than just 26 of them there:

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Profiles in Courage: Barack Obama

March 4, 2011 Leave a comment

Remember the good old days when state legislators at least had the courage to vote “Present”?

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