CDR: Amendicitis

Amendicitis is a condition characterized by acute inflammation of legislation. Symptoms for the most part relate to a disturbed function of governmental bowels. Untreated, mortality is high, mainly because a bill becomes filled with regulatory mucus and pus which may lead to societal septicemia, causing incapacitation, paralysis or even expiration in the private sector, should the bill become law.

See also Congress, Democrats, Republicans, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, American Recovery and Investment Act, Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, ObamaCare, U.S. Tax Code